I just had another BLONDE MOMENT!!! They just seem to occur so much more often than they used to...or maybe I was too young and "dumb" to notice or care...either which way I have been noticing that I'm having a plethora of "BLONDE MOMENTS" as of late (I had to use a big word so I don't seem like a TOTAL airhead)!
After a
CRAZY morning full of blunders (not mine) and trying to get 2 kids going in 2 different directions, I was finally able to get out of the house to go workout. When I go up on Saturdays, no one is there...so I have to turn off the alarm when I come in and reset it when I leave. I also have to do this when I go up early to teach classes. So, the point is...I've done this...
MANY times before. I had trouble setting the alarm Monday evening. It just kept beeping...and I
KNEW I was putting in the same code that I have always put in...so I figured there was some issue with the alarm itself, locked up, and texted J that I wasn't able to set the alarm. Wednesday morning when I went in early, the alarm was not set...again, I thought...
"Hmmmm...the alarm must STILL be on the fritz." Today, when I went in it was set, so I went in...punched in the code...and waited for about three beeps and a green light. Instead, I got a few mean sounding beeps...no green light...and the constant tone telling me to put in the code. I tried again. I mean, maybe I just hit the wrong key...
AND STILL NO GREEN LIGHT! It is at this very moment that I become aware that the alarm is about to go off...and I assume it will be LOUD. I walked out and ran to my car where I grabbed my phone to call J. Before I could punch a single number in, here came the loud siren blaring from the building. I jumped up and down by my car.
"S***! S***! S***!" I called..NO ANSWER..."
FIGURES! JUST MY LUCK!" I said while I was listening to a recording telling me to leave a message at the tone. I left what I'm sure sounded like the most pathetic message ever on J's phone. Then, I ran over to the pharmacy to see if I could get help.
It was SO quiet and warm in there...well except for the blaring alarm sound in the not so far distance. I didn't see any workers! Finally I saw a young boy that is sometimes stocking things in the back stock room. I sheepishly told him I set off the alarm. He smiled and said,
"Oh it was you?!? I'll get somebody." The 5 minutes or so that it took for him to find the right person felt like an eternity. I felt SO DUMB...SO BLONDE!!! A really sweet man went over and turned off the alarm and apologized to ME for that happening.
"Oh NO!!! I did it! You have nothing to apologize for! I should be the one apologizing to you. I've set and turned off that alarm many times. I don't know WHAT is wrong with me! I guess I'm having a blonde moment!" He smiled and his eyes seemed to say,
"Yes you are, honey."
A little frazzled and A LOT embarrassed I went in and opened the blinds and prepared to get started. I did a really hard workout. About 2/3 of the way through...it happened...I remembered the code.
"HOLY S***!" I yelled out to no one (I was alone). I remembered the code wrong! I was typing in 1343 (not the real code just an example) and all along I should've been typing in 3143!!! Right numbers...wrong order! I shook my head...
"Oh...not again." I thought. These blonde moments are just becoming all too frequent!
DYNAMIC WARMUP
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WORKOUT
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20 DEADLIFTS (95 LBS)
20 BURPEES
20 D-BALL SLAMS (16 LBS)
20 KB SWINGS (35 LBS)
20 SIT UPS
20 SDHPS (65 LBS)
FARMER'S WALK ACROSS GYM AND BACK CARRYING A 40 LB DB IN EA HAND
3 ROUNDS FOR TIME (35:26)
CARDIO
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30 MIN ELLIPTICAL